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"Which one of us was fat for nine months?" Hiccup laughed breathlessly. He tipped his head back to whisper to Aiden, tightening around him purposefully. "Come on baby, show your dad how well you fuck your Momma. Make me scream for you." He purred.

Whimpering in disappointment, Andra tugged at Dagur’s braid again, trying to pull him back down. “Da-Daddy please, please don’t stop..” She begged breathlessly, looking embarrassed.

"Andra… Show me how much more grateful you are then your Momma," Dagur said before dipping his tongue back into the girl’s hole, moving her hips back and fourth with his hands.

Aiden, on the other hand, clenched his hands into the sheets as he thrusted upward, not hitting Hiccup’s spot due to his inexperience.


Andra cried out in surprise, grasping at Dagur’s hair. Hiccup smirked and tugged her to lay back on the bed, biting along her breasts lightly. He waited until she was writhing with abandon before retreating to Aiden’s arms, bracing himself on his knees and bouncing in his lap.

"I’m not sorry love." He smirked, tossing his head back. "You don’t care when I use my toys without you, why is our baby any different?" He asked with a little laugh. He gasped sharply as Aiden hit his sweet spot, face twisting in pleasure.

Aiden moaned and continued thrusting up into Hiccup, getting close.

Dagur pulled out his tongue for a moment, chuckling at Andra’s whine. “You sound like your mother when you do that. Anyway, Hiccup, the difference is that those are your toys, these are our children.”


"Welcome home Dagur." Hiccup smiled, kissing Andra’s neck. "Sweetie, say hello~"

"H-Hi Daddy.." Andra gasped, trying to stop from squirming as Hiccup’s fingers continued to fuck in to her.

"Andra’s been waiting for you so patiently, love." Hiccup purred. He traced a hand along her side, making her shiver, before tugging lightly at her nipple. "Sweetie, don’t you have something to ask your father?"

Andra whimpered and arched under Hiccup’s hands with a gasp. “Da-Daddy, please, f-fuck me? I want you to fill me up like Mom.” She pleaded.

Dagur smirked. “Hiccup, didn’t I say ‘only once’ to letting Aiden fuck your pussy?”

After he finished speaking to Hiccup, Dagur looked to his daughter. “Sorry baby, I won’t fuck you. My dick is reserved for your mother. My tongue, however…” The man lowered himself and stuck his tongue into Andra’s cunt, humming slightly.


Hiccup groaned as Aiden’s thrusts pushed him forward, forcing him to bury his face in his daughter’s tight pussy. He licked and nipped and sucked until he heard a car door closing outside. Sitting up quickly, he pulled off Aiden and flipped him over, shoving him to the bed. Facing away from his son, he tugged the stupid condom off and sat back down on his son’s cock with a happy sigh.

Andra squeaked as she was tugged in to Hiccup’s lap, facing the doorway. Hiccup tugged her knees up and spread them so her virginal pussy was on display. Andra had a slim waist and pear shaped hips, toned legs and ample breasts that heaved with each heavy breath. Her head fell back for a moment against Hiccup’s shoulder.

"Daddy’s coming." Hiccup purred, reaching down to slowly slide a finger inside her. "He’s going to see you all spread out for him and he won’t be able to resist. Are you excited for Daddy to fuck you?"

"O-Oh god.. Y..Yes mom.." She whispered, gasping as another finger entered her.

Hiccup smirked and kissed along her soft shoulder, rocking against the cock that filled him. “You gonna beg for Daddy?”

"Yes!" Andra whined, her head falling back. Hiccup purred and pushed her head back up, forcing her to stare at the closed door.

"Watch, sweetie. I want you to see his face."

Dagur sighed tiredly as he finally returned home, putting the groceries away before heading upstairs. Once he entered his bedroom, his eyes widened. “Holy shit…”

Aiden couldn’t help but keep thrusting up into Hiccup, groaning as he did so.




the past is a strange place

cops on bikes used to transport criminals like this


this guy worked as an alarm for waking people up


one wheel motorcycle


pin-boys who manually lined pins up


baby cage for families who wanted their kids to get enough sunlight


zoo-keeper showering a penguin


But who woke up the guy that woke everyone else up

Early to bed, early to rise?

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It’s unfortunate how many people didn’t take this message away from the debate.

Bill Nye was just SO ENTHUSIASTIC about the topic. You could tell.

For God’s sake, the man was trying to teach people about photosynthesis when asked what his favourite colour was. That’s a man that ADORES science and absolutely loves teaching people.

Suddenly, I was 12 and watching a Bill Nye The Science Guy episode at my grandma’s school while she was decorating the gym.

Bill Nye is like the Mister Roger’s of science

he legitimately cares about what he is talking about and enthusiastically encourages people to take something positive away from it

Bill Nye is the Mister Rogers of science

Bob Ross is the Mister Rogers of art

and Mister Rogers is… well, Mister Rogers

what if they could join forces


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